Financial Advice From Trekkie Monster



TREKKIE MONSTER:What you say?
BRIAN:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.
TREKKIE MONSTER:
School for Monsters? Me never hear of that!
(sung)
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little Monsters!
When me little,
going to school,
other children
think me not cool,
poking and pulling
at me fur…
Now me have therapist,
and work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
if Monster School a reality!
(spoken)
Here! Me give you ten million dollars!
PRINCETON:
Trekkie! Where did you get all that money?!
TREKKIE MONSTER:
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!


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